(NEWSER– A "highly intoxicated" Louisiana cowboy brought home the top prize in his own personal rodeo: charges of battery, public intimidation, and disturbing the peace.

James Mouton managed the feat by riding his horse into a saloon in the city of Scott, reports the Smoking Gun.

At some point he left the building, tried unsuccessfully to re-enter (still on horseback), and then made his way to the parking lot, where he roped himself a 47-year-old male victim and began dragging him around, say police.

The victim suffered some road rash but is otherwise OK, and the 26-year-old Mouton is out on bond.

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