On this day in 1982, Ozzy Osbourne was arrested in San Antonio, Texas not for peeing on the Alamo itself, but against the Alamo Cenotaph. Had he urinated against the actual Alamo, the police wouldn’t have arrested him – they probably would have beaten him to death. The Prince of Darkness was wearing a dress at the time after his wife, Sharon, hid all of his clothes so he couldn’t go outside. Ozzy thought he was relieving himself on a pile of rubble. He wound up being banned from playing in San Antonio, but the ban was lifted in 1992.